Bleach futurefic. Therefore assume that Orihime's married and Ichigo's a rockstar when he's not a shinigami. For dhio. Who gives the most awesome gifts. Once again: heeee, thank you.

( ...general warnings include violence towards schoolchildren and Renji. Who may or may not eat schoolchildren. We have yet to decide. )

Rereading the early chapters of Bleach: why don't more people realize what a beautiful little piece of work Rukia obviously was pre-series? No really, she is her brother's miniature. Except maybe more nasty, and less refined. Dark!Rukia is hot. With that in mind, have a ficbit:

( ...she does her brother's business. )

( Post-SS. Spoilers for chapter 201. Not so much swordporn as swordsnuggling--- I have been wanting to write this one for /forever/... )

I want to be able to use the phrase 'most fuzzily' in everything. Except porn. Because I do not go for that kind of porn.

( Ichigo and Rukia. Pre-SS. Now guest starring Audrey II! Also, dog. )

( Renji/Rukia. Explanations. )

Today I found myself alone in the apartment. My roommate was out. The rest of my roommates were out. I was, indeed, quite alone this establishment. My first, brief thought was: "...gee. I could close the blinds and walk around the apartment naked right this second and no one would ever know ( Read more... )

Just three random shorts.

( D.Gray-Man: Allen. Rinali. A Confessional. )

...there is nothing redeeming about this post whatsoever. Other than Muun thought "DAMNIT I AM GOING TO WRITE PORN" for the sake of the attempt. And attempt she did. Attempt. Not quite work-safe, although not anything terribly graphic...? The author, she is bad at this. Anyway, short and very plot-lite. Er, enjoy.

( #1: After Dark (...a sort-of followup to 'About The Body') )

Perpetrators: One Abarai Renji and one Kuchiki Rukia.

Time of Incident: Pre-series.

Damage done: Vaguely R-rated. Mostly just stupid.

Suspected Motives: Rukia is a scary little control freak. Except when she's not.

( “Those tattoos had to decide to become parasitic eventually--” )

To: chirachira, dosetsu, and Aaron. FINE FINE FINE. I WROTE IT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

To everyone else, I am so sorry. Warnings for: m/f/f. general badness. Also random Shinigami dumbassery to top it all off.

To one Kuchiki Rukia: ...er. Happy birthday.

( 'Didn’tcha hear back there? Vice-Captain Shiba let the fourth squadron outta that meeting twenty, thirty minutes ago...' )